Lizzie Fugman & Ashton F*ckwit: sucking since 1975

So last night I watched the premiere of PoweRGirls and I can already tell it's going to be one of those shows I love to hate/hate to love. You know, like anything else on MTV (that damn Simpson double threat of stupidity and obnoxiousness). There's something about Lizzie Fugman, err, Grubman's face that fasinates me. It's like it might have been pretty at one point or had the potential to be but something went terribly wrong. Was it that one extra shot of collagen in her lips? Or maybe going that extra shade of blonde, well, blonder? Or staying in the tanning booth for those extra 15 minutes a day? It's a mystery, I feel like it's a painting and if you peel off the layers maybe underneath there's a whole other painting that was okay to begin with. I'm thinking too much on this, but like I said, I'm fascinated. And...last note...it was rumored that she and John Mayer were making out at some douchebag club. He also has a face that makes me wonder, like he's somewhat attractive but only in certain lights. Like really low lighting. So how's this for sad: as I'm watching the show I say to Ashley "I wish I was VIP" and then during the commercial break I go back to my TIME article on how to end poverty. Should put things in perspective, right? I mean, as I'm reading about how 6 billion people die every year b/c they don't even have the basic resources to survive, I'm watching Linsday Lohan hide under her jacket to sneak into the opening of some "insert cool name here" club so she can avoid those pesky papparazzi. I'm not trying straddle my moral high horse here, I'm just saying. What does that mean, anyway- "I'm just saying". Hmmm....a little off topic. But I have no where else to go w/ this.

Today could not creep by any slower. I just got yelled at on the phone, though I completely understand why, it was more like yelling about something than at me, and I don't take it personally. I'm just a little startled. And pissed off b/c someone else really f*cked up and now we have to clean up his mess. A**hole.

Oh god, I'm ready for the weekend. So ready so ready. I'm on my lunch break now, which should have ended 20 mins ago, but I just can't go back. Not yet. Go back, meaning stop forwarding all my calls to voicemail. My boss is going to come back in a rampage. I better get ready. At least it's not aimed at me, but the a**hole mentioned in the previous paragraph.

Does anyone else think the preview for Sin City looks pretty effing awesome? At the same time, it also looks like the movie could completely suck. Speaking of sucking, I was not impressed with the new Star Wars trailer. Though I do like me some Hayden Christensen. But not so much as Anakin. And how much does Guess Who look like it's going to blow? Ashton Kutcher has the amazing ability to turn anything to sh*t. Even if it was sh*t to begin with. So I suppose in this case, it's not really his fault. Seriously, a remake of "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner" with Ashton F*ckwit playing the Sidney Poitier role? Guess who won't be seeing this movie? (answer at bottom of page). Like how I did that...the whole guess who thing. How did I get so clever?
R.
answer: me